Doom Doom spied a ripe mango on a big licka tree, right. Now you know in Dominica how we "mark" our mangoes and as soon as they ripe, we "batchaying" that tree to enjoy that juicy mango. Well Mr Doom Doom (I have to give him his respect) saw that mango, and checking maybe de mango looking ripe but it doh really ripe, so he climb de tree, touch the mango, smile when he realize that it was just ripe for eating, climb down and started sending stones at the same mango...

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Doom, Doom went at his friend's house. When time for Doom Doom to go home rain falling hells out. So Doom Doom friend told him that it looks like the rain wouldnt pass now and it is sad that he have to go home in all that rain, so if he had his pyjamas he would just sleep at his house. Guess what? Doom Doom go home in all the rain, get his pyjamas and walk back in the rain to his friends house telling his friend he bring his pyjama now so he can sleep.

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They send Doom Doom in shop to buy 1lb flour and 1lb sugar. Each cost a dollar so they gave Doom Doom 2 dollar coins, one after the other. The first one was placed in his right hand saying, Doom doom buy me 1lb flour and the other in the left saying Doom Doom buy me 1lb sugar.

Doom Doom went down the road with a dollar in each hand saying, one for flour, one for sugar. Accidentally, the money fell. Doom Doom mix them up. Doom Doom say " Boy me forget which one for flour and which one for sugar. Doom Doom went back home to ask which one is for which.

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DOOM DOOM told his co-workers that think his wife is selling drugs! One a asked him why?

Hear DOOM DOOM, "Yesterday I was running a little bit late for work and the phone rang. I answered it. Before I could say anything a male voice on the line said, Hey honey is that DOPE gone yet?"

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In the days when people used to walk from Castle Bruce to Roseau and back, Doom DOom was on his way to Castle Bruce. However, he forgot to eat before he leave Roseau and since the Chimen Letang (the lake road) was difficult he soon felt hungry.

Two days later Doom Doom stumbled into La Plaine, near starvation. "Why you didn't eat the cheese you have in the plastice bag in your hand?" someone asked after hearing his harrowing tale of hunger.

"You ever hear people eating cheese without bread?!?" Doom Doom retorted.

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One day DOOM DOOM was walking down the road when he saw something looking like a load of caca chyen.

"Boy that looking like caca chyen," he said.

DOOM DOOM took some of the stuff in his hands and said, "well it feels like caca chyen."

DOOM DOOM smelt the stuff and said, "well it smell like caca chyen."

DOOM DOOM tasted the stuff and said, "well it taste like caca chyen."

"It is caca chyen," DOOM DOOM concluded. "BOY IS A GOOD FING I DIDEN STEP IN IT!!"

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DOOM DOOM was in Teacher Eunice Pre-school, so she asked him, “If you had seven ice-pops and Janice asked you for three, how many ice pops would you have left?” DOOM DOOM immediately answered, “Seven!”

Teacher Eunice was puzzled and asked “Why seven?”

Hear DOOM DOOM, “You really think I would give Janice any of my ice pops?” 

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DOOM DOOM was working as a mechanic. He was told the keys had been locked in a car, so go and open it. Fitzroy found DOOM DOOM working hard to unlock the driver's side door. As Fitzroy watched from the passenger side, he tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," Fitzroy announced to DOOM DOOM, "It open!"

Hear DOOM DOOM, "I know - I trying to open that side now."

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DOOM DOOM was on the farm to count the piglets then? He could only count to 10 but the pig had 11 piglets...Hear DOOM DOOM when he get back to the farmer.

Farmer..."DOOM DOOM how many piglets the mother make?"
DOOM DOOM replied."Well, it have 10 and another one running all around, buh it doh want me to count it". 

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